HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

YAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!
YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Jeffree
:)

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Hello

I have a bad headache. Considering early retirement. *WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Eve Zuma

Bathroom EXTENDED lyrics

I'm starring at a broken toilet,
There's nothing left here anymore,
The room is hot,
It's making me constipated,
I've been waiting here so long,
I really had to go,
I see the dark stuff going down again,


Running to the bathroom,
Gotta pee,
Gotta take a sheisse,
Where to the piss won't hurt,
Fighting this turd,
Till the end of the flush,
And when I eat my crap,
I'll think of you,
Together we'll be crapping somewhere new,
To the bathroom,
Just me and poo,


My crap's swirling away from me,
I see your leftovers in my bowl,
But now it's gone and left me so hungry,
I know I have to find it now,
Can hear the flushing,
I don't know how,
Why can't it smell like garbage cans?

Running to the bathroom,
Gotta pee,
Gotta take a sheisse,
Where the piss won't hurt,
Fighting this turd,
Till the end of the flush,
And when I eat my crap,
I'll think of you,
Together we'll be crapping somewhere new,
To the bathroom,

Flush...Flush!
I'm fighting all it's crappiness,
Coming down my way,
Let it go straight through you,
Don't want to make a mess today,
I'll flush you down soon...
So soon....

Running to the bathroom,
Gotta pee,
Gotta take a sheisse,
Where the piss won't hurt,
Fighting this turd,
Till the end of the flush,
And when I eat my crap,
I'll think of you,
Together we'll be crapping somewhere new,
And nothing can hold me back from poo,
To the bathroom,
To the bathroom,
Just me and poo,
To the bathroom,
Just me and you.

(Written and co-written by Me and Madee Awesome.)

PRINCESS MADDY BO

YAY!!!!!!!!! PRICESS MADDY BO IS NOW A BAND(?) WITH MADEE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maddy Bo is now going to be playing the violin with Madee Awesome!!!!!!!!!

Madee's Wedding!!!!!!!!!!!

Madee loves Georg Listing and just announced that they are GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!! (Georg just doesn't know about they're soon-to-be marriage yet.) She is now hiring a kiddnapper. :) In return for kiddnapping Georg Listing and giving him to Madee you will get a free AUTOGRAPH!!!!!!!!!!

MADEE'S GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!

RUN LITTLE PERSON RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEFORE SHE GETS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE ONLY WAY TO PROTECT YOURSELF IS TO POKE MADEE IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P-P-P-POKE HER FACE,
P-P-P-POKE HER FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MADEE WATCHES SHARK PORN!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE ALSO RAPED TOM KAULITZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH, THAT DUDE, THE ONE FROM TOKIO HOTEL!!!!!!!!!!
CHECK OUT MADEE'S FRIENDS' BLOGS OR MADEE WILL SHIESSE IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!
http://imawesomerthanmadee.blogspot.com/
http://www.picorporation.blogspot.com/

Poke Her Face by Madee Awesome

"Poke Her Face"

Nom nom nom nom nuh
Nom nom nom nuh
I wanna eat em' like they do in candy stores
I love my jelly beans now give them to me now (I love it)
Luck and intuition eat the taffy with shake to start
And after I am hooked I'll eat the one that's in the box
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yuuum, yuum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
I'll get me fat, show them what I've ate
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yuuum, yuum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum,
I'll get me fat, show them what I've ate
Candy mine,
Candy mine
Come on let's go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine
Candy mine
Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)
I wanna eat with him a hard pair of gummies
A little chewing gum is fun when you're not here I love it
German choco cake is not the same without some gum
And candy when it's gone if its not yummy it isn't fun, gum
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yuuum, yuum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
I'll get me fat, show them what I've ate
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yuuum, yuum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
I'll get me fat, show them what I've ate
Candy mine,
Candy mine
Come on lets poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine
Candy mine
Come on lets poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)
I share with you anymore candy
Eat or munch you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not eating yous just chewin' with my 5-gum-gunning
Just like a chickin ate candy
Take your bears before I eat them all
I'm eating this, eating that
Check this candy cause It's marvelous
Candy mine,
Candy mine
Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine
Candy mine
Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Cand mine
Candy mine
Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine
Candy mine
Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine
Candy mine
Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
Candy mine
Candy mine
Come on lets go poke her face (she almost licked my candy)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face
(Nom nom nom nuh)


(lyrics by Madee Awesome's manager, Eve Angel Zuma)

New Lyric Release!!!!!!

Madee has released lyrics to her new two songs on her blog page!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!! Check it out:
http://awesomenessrandomnes.blogspot.com/2009/05/radio-edit-of-first-single.html
http://awesomenessrandomnes.blogspot.com/2009/05/bathroom.html

Madee Awesome Quotes

"I'm awesome."
"Edward is awesome."
"Your just jelouse cuz I act like a retard in public and people STILL love me!!!"
"Awesomeness=ME!!!!!!"
"Awesomeness is awesome."
"AHHH GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!! Oh, Your not a monster."
"I'm bored."
"AHHH BILL IS RAPING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I'm not gonna ask."
"I LOOOVEEE TOM KAULITZ!!!!!!!!!"
"DAVID BOWIE IS A SEXY BEAST!!!!!!!!!"
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ON MONDAY!!!!!!!!!"
"I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Madee Awesome

Madee Awesome Homepage Introduction

Okay. I was at school today and at lunch my friend Madee was singing like she usually does. No one payed attention. *Sad face.* And I randomly thought of a good idea. So anyway now I'm the manager of the soon-to-be world famous singer Madee Awesome. That is seriously the new name we picked for her. Oh well...she needed a good name cuz her real first name is plain and her last name sounds like porn or horny.... Not kidding. Anyway me and Madee are going to work really hard to make Madee famous. And if anyone (preferably awesome) wants to join and help Madee then just email us at madeeawesome@rocketmail.com. You can also send fan emails to Madee if you really want to. And also you can visit Madde's blog at http://www.awesomenessrandomnes.blogspot.com/
-Madee's new manager, Eve Angel Zuma